Saturday, September 11, 2021

Episode 45: Park Date with Alice

 The day after I made up with Alice, Fiona and I decided to have an intimate relationship with the intention of marriage.


I was on a strolling date with Alice in the big park that is the centerpiece of the city.


The park is managed and operated by the town's government, and is home to a variety of trees and grasses that offer a variety of flowers for all seasons.


In fact, children playing tag, young couples huddling together, middle-aged men running, and even elderly people were all enjoying the park.


In such a park, Alice and I walked slowly, hand in hand.


Of course, we connected our fingers in a lover's connection.


Holding Alice's soft hand, I felt a gentle warmth and a comforting sense of security.


“But what's so special about going on a date with a walk in the park? The reward for defeating the enemy this time was quite large, so there's plenty of money for a more expensive date, you know?”


“Why~”


“Maybe you're being reserved?”


“Haha, I won't shy away from the Oni-san now.”


“Fiona told me that in Milsgard, the main city of the Elven Autonomous Region, there is a lake as big as an ocean and a luxury hotel stands beside it, right? There's enough money to rent out a suite on the top floor for a month, you know?”


“What are you going to do with a top-floor suite for a month?”


“That's of course, like ...... Sightseeing?”


“Then we don't need a suite, do we? We'll be outside most of the time except when we're sleeping, right?”


“.....When you put it that way, it seems like such a waste. Oh, but I'm sure the view from the top floor will be great. You can see the whole lake.”


“I think I'd get bored after a month of watching it……”


“That's what I thought as I said it. After a week, I thought I'd get bored.”


“Sometimes it's hard for us commoners to understand what big people and rich people think.”


“Maybe they just have a lot of money and are staying in the most expensive room anyway. They don't seem to care about wastefulness or anything.”


“Hmm, that might be it.”


“Right?”


As we strolled along, enjoying such casual conversation, we came to the botanical garden zone of the park.


“The Botanical Garden Zone, you know, is especially beautiful this time of year, with lots of greenery and various flowers in bloom! Oh, it's lavender. It's so beautiful and smells so good!”


Alice stops in front of a purple flower and leans forward happily.


“Oh, so this is the famous lavender. I've only heard of it, but I didn't know it was a flower like this.”


“You don't know much about flowers, do you, Oni-san?”


“I know what tulips and roses are. Then there are morning glories and dandelions. ...... And you know hydrangeas.”


“Haha, you're not a preschooler. ...... Well, since we're here, I'll tell you. I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure I know more than you.”


“Well, since you're here, maybe you can tell me.”


So, as we walked, I asked Alice to tell me about the flowers of early summer.


[Case. 1]


“This is called Dogwood.”


Alice pointed to a shrub with many large red flowers.


“Dogwood, I've never heard of it before. But it's full of big, beautiful flowers, and it's so opulent.”


“Hmm, thanks for the feedback, as I expected. But this part that looks like a flower is actually a leaf.”


“Oh? But it's a flower, no matter how you look at it. If you're trying to trick me, it's not going to work, okay?”


“Why do I have to trick Oni-san? Look closely, the only flower is right here in the middle. If you look carefully, you'll see a bunch of small flowers clustered together.”


“Wow, seriously, lots of little flowers in the middle of a big one!”


“The part that looks like a flower on the outside is to let insects and birds know that there is a flower here.”


“Oh. I'm surprised there's such a thing in the world.”


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Episode 44: "Then Good!"

 “What do you mean, why is it.....? Do you think that this level of preparedness and sincerity is still not enough at all?”


Fiona asks, puzzled by Alice's attitude.


“Because Fiona-san, Oni-san was the first man you ever slept with, right?”


“Y-yes”


Fiona's cheeks flushed when Alice told her exactly what she wanted to hear.


“Then you're just like me, aren't you? That means that Fiona-san has the same right to be happy as I do, right?”


“B-but”


“I also think that Fiona is a very nice person, so I think that the three of Oni-san, me, and Fiona-san, should work together from now on.”


At this point, Alice proposed a plan that was quite surprising.


“No, I mean the three of us, Alice—”


I couldn't help but interrupt her with a suggestion that was so outrageous that I hadn't even imagined it.


“Huh? Do you not like Fiona-san, Oni-san?”


“I never thought I'd dislike her. Fiona is a nice girl, serious but surprisingly flexible, kind and very likable.”


“And she's beautiful and has big boobs, right?”


“Eh? Oh, yeah, no. Hmm?”


I was at a loss for words at Alice's comment.


“Hey, Oni-san? You intentionally didn't say anything about it, even though it's supposed to be the part you care about the most, didn't you, now?”


“Well, uh, no, I mean…”


“Like Marianne from the Milite Trading Company who danced at the ball, I'm sure Oni-san loves girls with big boobs, but you didn't dare to tell me now, did you? Why is that? Tell me, Oni-isan?”


For some reason, I felt a fierce pressure from Alice, who gave me a very nice smile.


“Sorry about that. I tried not to tell you now, what I should have told you. I'll be honest, I love Fiona, she's beautiful, and she has big tits.”


I was under severe pressure from Alice, and I had to answer truthfully.


“That would be nice—but!”


Then Alice held up one finger and stuck it out in front of me and Fiona.


“I'm first, Fiona is second. And you must make us both perfectly happy, regardless of the order!”


“Thats—”


“Oni-san, maybe we're not ready for marriage yet, but why don't we at least have a relationship with an eye on the future?”


“Are you sure?”


“I felt like my Oni-san had already made me understand just how much he loved me. I saw how desperately you explained without making a single excuse, and I could feel your love for me.”


“O-oh, okay…..!”


“And since you had sex with Fiona, of course you have to take responsibility, right? As the man first.”


“Of course, I'd take it if I could.”


“Then this is the best option, right?”


Will it be? “


“But! You can't have a third one, okay? No more than Fiona, okay? Any more than that and you're seriously out. No matter what you do, I will never, never, never, never allow it. This is not a prelude, I'm really going to cut you off. No matter what the reason is, you're out for real!”


The second half of what she said was exactly the same as what she said to me before we went to defeat the enemy.


Alice said this with a smile on her face, and I was completely overwhelmed.


I'm no match for Alice, not even close.


“I never do cheating. I'm only interested in Alice — or is it two, since I have Fiona now? Anyway, I promise that I will never do anything to betray you two. I'm not going to do anything different this time.”


“Then good!”


She closed one eye dexterously and gave a thumbs up.


So the three of us, me, Alice and Fiona, decided to have an "intimate relationship on the premise of marriage.


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Episode 43: Stupid…. Oni-san’s stupid!

 “That's all. I've told you everything, everything.”


There was nothing more to hide.


“Hey, Fiona-san, is that true?”


Then Alice spoke not to me, but to Fiona, who was also sitting upright next to me.


Fiona had not said a word so far.


I had asked her in advance to keep quiet and listen as I explained everything to her.


It was all about my selfishness.


I wanted to tell Alice in my own words what had happened to us.


So Fiona must have had a lot to say, but she just kept a stiff expression on her face and listened quietly and silently.


“It's all true.”


Fiona affirms my story in a quiet but clear voice.


At that moment...


“Stupid….. Oni-san’s stupid!”


Alice's right hand swung out— and my left cheek popped.


Alice had beaten me up.


Tears spilled from the corners of Alice's eyes.


Alice's eyes were red and she was crying.


…..Of course.


Regardless of the process, I ended up having sex with a girl other than Alice.


I said that I'm not going to cheat on her, that I'm only interested in Alice, and then right after I said that, this happened.


It was no wonder Alice wanted to cry and hit me.


Alice had the right to denounce me.


“Alice, I'm so sorry. No excuses, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.”


I apologized once again, this time with all my heart.


I rub my forehead on the floor harder and harder than I did the first time.


I kept pressing my forehead against the floor, not for my forgiveness, but in the hope that Alice's broken heart would heal a little.


“Idiot Oni-san…..” 


Alice repeats the same words— but in a quiet tone, the opposite of what she said before.


Did it make her feel even slightly calmer?


Or was she just so dumbfounded that it seemed silly to be angry?


I was irresistibly frustrated that I couldn't understand what Alice was thinking or feeling at all.


“I'm so sorry. I hurt you. There's nothing I can do but apologize like this, so…..”


“You're an idiot, risking your life on your own without my knowledge! Idiot! Stupid! You righteous rascal!”


“Eh?”


“And I can't believe you're about to die. If you're dead, what am I supposed to do? You know how much I love you! And yet you're dying of your own accord. ...... You're an idiot! Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, Hero!”


“Alice…..?”


At Alice's words, which I hadn't expected at all, I looked up as if to check.


“I'll never allow you to be so irresponsible as to die on your own, or disappear somewhere else like this!”


“But I had an affair with Fiona and had sex with her.—”


“Hey, Fiona-san.”


“Ha, yes!”


Fiona sat upright and straightened her back as Alice looked at her.


“Thank you for saving my Oni-san’s life.”


“Uh, no, um—”


Fiona clammed up in confusion, probably not expecting to be thanked for having sex with me.


“In other words, Fiona-san is the one who saved Oni-san's life, which means she is the one who saved Oni-san when he collapsed, right?”


“Well, I guess that's the result…..”


“The method is a bit 'meh,' though.”


“Of course, with the pride of a knight, I swear that I will never have sex with the Hero-sama again. I will also write a pledge. If I break that vow, I will cease to be a knight.”


Fiona conveyed her strong determination with straight eyes.


An oath that a knight takes with his pride is the most serious oath a knight can take.


But…


H—mmm, that's no good “


Alice summarily declined the offer.


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Tuesday, August 10, 2021

A brave man was banished Episode 42: Is that all you have to say?

Episode 42: Is that all you have to say?


“Welcome back, Fiona-san! Oh, you must be thirsty. I'll make you some tea, just wait here.”


When Fiona and I arrived at Alice's house, Alice, who was just sweeping the front of the store, greeted us with a smile.


“Alice, I'm sorry for coming home so late, but I have something important to tell you.”


Feeling guilty about Alice's innocent joy at our return, I cut her off in a serious voice.


“What's so important?”


“It's very important. So I'd like to talk about it in a quiet place.”


“Is that so? Well, I'm going to close the store, so can we talk over tea in my room?”


“I'd be grateful if you would.”


“Then go ahead and wait for me. I'll be right back.”


Alice turned over the plates of the clinic to make it closed, and locked the front door.


After all this time, I've come to realize that Alice usually opens and closes the store quite randomly, so maybe she doesn't pay much attention to business hours.


Even when the door is closed, customers would open it without a second thought.


Aside from that.


Alice went to the kitchen to make some tea and returned to the room with some tea cakes on a tray.


Maybe it's because she's dealing with me and Fiona, but she's not behaving well, eating a cracker in her mouth.


Alice was working just a few minutes ago, and I guess she got a little hungry.


And Fiona and I were sitting on the floor, waiting for Alice.


When Alice saw us sitting upright together, she gave us a strange look.


“So, what's the big deal? I mean, why are you sitting on the floor? Don't your feet hurt when you sit on the floor?”


Alice said swiftly while eating a crispy cracker.


“Alice, I'm sorry!”


The first and foremost thing I did was to get down on my knees to Alice.


I rubbed my head on the floor to show my sincerity.


“Uh, Oni-san? Why are you apologizing? I don't know what you're talking about. Why don't you look up and let's talk face to face? I mean, you've just gone to defeat the magical beast, haven't you?”


“I'll start from the beginning and tell you in order. Please calm down and listen to me until the end. The truth is—”


I look up and look Alice squarely in the eyes.


I explained to Alice the series of events that had occurred since we had set out to defeat the magical beast, step by step.


The fact that the Knights who were ahead of us were almost destroyed.


Having unleashed the true power of the Hero against four SS-ranked Giant Grizzlies.


And that I almost died from using too much power.


The things Fiona has done to heal me.


That Fiona was a virgin.


I told Alice everything as accurately and objectively as I could, without any personal feelings and without hiding anything.


I thought it was the only way I could show my sincerity.


“I'm sorry I broke my promise to Alice not to cheat on her. I had sex with Fiona and broke my promise to Alice. And thank you for being patient and listening to me until the end.”


I apologized again for my unfaithful echos and thanked Alice for her patience.


"..."


But Alice didn't want to say a word


“If you want me to leave, I'll leave right now. Of course, I'll be going outside the Elven autonomous territory, so don't worry. You'll never see my face again. I promise you that— I've just broken a promise to you, and I don't know if you'll believe me at all if I promise to do it.”

.

What the hell is wrong with me?


No matter what I do, it's a word with zero credibility.


“..... Is that all you have to say?”


And at last, for the first time since I started talking, Alice opened her mouth.



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Monday, August 9, 2021

A brave man was banished Episode 41: There's No Such Thing as a Bad Guy

Episode 41: There's No Such Thing as a Bad Guy


“I was firmly determined that I must not let Hero-sama die, and that I must save his life at all costs.”


Fiona said with a very noble expression, typical of someone who is trying to fulfill a mission.


In my travels with my Hero party, I've seen many aspiring people dedicate their lives to such missions, so I know when I see one.


“Y-Yeah, and?”


“For this reason, I tried to calm down Hero-sama's penis somehow, and I tried this and that, but I was very unfamiliar with such knowledge, so I was unable to do so….. As a last resort, I performed sex by straddling Hero-sama.”


“O-oh….”


“Thanks to my efforts, the Hero-sama's penis was safely quenched, and there was nothing to worry about.”


“O-oh, I see. ...... I didn't know that.”


“After that, with the satisfaction of having quelled the rage of Hero-sama in my first time having sex, I was so exhausted that I unintentionally fell asleep in the arms of the Hero-sama.”


"..."


“Hero-sama?”


“So I had sex with Fiona. In addition, I've scattered Fiona's virginity...... In other words, I've cheated on my wife.”


“No, it wasn't an affair. It was purely a medical procedure to save the Hero-sama's life. I mean, I didn't mind, but…”


“U-umm, yeah...... You didn't hate it, right? Thank you, Fiona.”


“N-no”


Fiona said, fidgety, pinching her index finger like a maiden in love.


“But I'm going to be honest with Alice and tell her that I had an affair with Fiona. I don't want to lie to Alice.”


“But this is a necessary act to save the life of the Hero.—”


“Still, I can't keep quiet about it, so…”


“I guess you're very determined. I did it for the good intentions, and I apologize.”


“No, I'm really grateful to Fiona for what she did. You knew I was on the brink of death, and I would have died if Fiona hadn't done that to me. So please don't apologize, Fiona saved my life, and I'm very grateful.”


“Thank you for your kind words, Hero-sama”


“That's right, nobody's a bad guy. The Knights and I risked our lives to fight the magical beasts, and Fiona desperately tried to heal me when I was dying. It was something we all tried our best to do.”


“If Hero-sama tells me to keep quiet, then I will take this matter to my grave. It is not my intention to tear apart the relationship between Alice-san and Hero-sama.”


“No, no. I still want to be honest with Alice and tell her what happened. The fact that I tried so hard and ended up having an affair with Fiona are two completely different things. Above all, I don't want to lie to Alice.”


If Alice hates me as a result of my honesty, so be it.


If I am called a cheater, I will accept it wholeheartedly.


Even so, I believe that the most important thing is to be sincere and tell the truth about what happened.


Because I believe that trust between people is the result of the accumulation of such sincere acts.


“Hero-sama really loves Alice, doesn't he? I'm a little jealous.”


“I've been telling you all along. I've always said I love Alice.”


“Yes, I am sincerely convinced. As one of the people involved, I would like to witness the battle that Hero-sama is about to wage.”


“Well, let's go.”


“Yes, I'll accompany you.”


Incidentally, this was an inn located in the eastern end of the autonomous region where we fought the Giant Grizzly.


Apparently, the Knights had set up a perimeter and were waiting for me to recover.


So, after another successful mission, I returned home with Fiona to Alice’s house.



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